Doesn’t get better than this: Chuck Norris vs. Obama


The Three Wise Men, named Balthasar, Melchior,...

Wise Men? Or rich corporate execs seeking bailouts?

via Obama’s ‘most important message’?

Child: I know why we give gifts to other people.

President: Why is that?

Child: Because the three wise men gave gifts to Baby Jesus.

President: That’s exactly right. But the three wise men – the reason (A sign falls off a wall. Is it a sign from God? What timing!) – uh-oh, I thought that was the cookies going down. We couldn’t have that. You know, the three wise men, if you think about it, here are these guys, they have all this money, they’ve got all this wealth and power, and yet they took a long trip to a manger just to see a little baby. And it just shows you that just because you’re powerful or you’re wealthy, that’s not what’s important. What’s important is what’s – the kind of spirit you have.

Mr. Norris’ response?

So let me see if I got this straight. Obama’s Christmas theology and mission is thus: Jesus is Gandhi. The wise men were non-greedy corporate executives who were on a baby tour. The “most important message” at Christmas is personal potential. And the “most important thing” children can do for their future is read and do math.

God help us.

Read the rest here.

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